This week on Twitter I asked for both new book recommendations and for people to name two cop/criminal movies that were as good as or better than Heat. [I wasn't implying Heat was the best movie ever, though it is quite good. I was just looking for opinions.] As a thank you (and to make it easier for me to save what you said), I’ve collected your wisdom here for all to read. This is what you guys came up with.
11:36 PM Turn 6: KartinKen.
11:36 PM KartinKen casts Vampire Hexmage.
11:36 PM KartinKen plays Dark Depths.
11:36 PM KartinKen activates ability of Vampire Hexmage targeting Engineered Explosives.
11:36 PM KartinKen has conceded from the game.
11:36 PM KartinKen has left the game.
Bing Luke -Animated Lebrons are saying my name over and over again. Makes me feel like a baffled dog.
@JennyJohnsonHi5- I hope Jim Henson never jerked off with his “Kermit Hand”, some things are sacred.
Brad Nelson: Playing black jack with my grandma. She made every decision for me and all of them against the book. Up 200 in one shoe. No clue what’s going on.
Cedric Phillips:Fun game for friends: Name a person more bitter than EFro!
Julian Booher: muck
Dave Howard: Tim
Julian Booher: there’s absolutely no way he’s in the same league
Tim Aten: You clearly don’t know EFro.
Conley Woods: alternate universe Efro that loses every credit card game?… oh wait…
Tim Aten: I’m “salty.” Completely different set of taste buds.
Erik Thoren: Steve Spurrier, South Carolina’s football coach, telling fans that a fire at Auburn’s football dorm had destroyed 20 books: “But the real tragedy was
that 15 hadn’t been colored in yet.”
@SteveNash on Dirk Nowitzki’s ridiculous game 1 stat line vs. OKC. @ThisBeardSays: @SteveNash i hear he actually wore Birkenstocks inside his sneaks. #germanmagic
(Probably. And Hasslehoff undies…)
@wmap There is a perfect correlation in my house between puppies that have watched True Blood and puppies that try to eat garlic.
@mrfridays Sometimes I wake up with a cut on my back. Until grogginess wears off I think someone broke in a stole a kidney. Then I remember I have cats
Knutson: What kind of name is Akgul for a girl?
Erik Thoren: Have you seen her yet?
Erik Thoren: You’ll understand.
Markleggett: What do marauders do all day? Just maraud? Then what?
Markleggett: Marauder’s To Do List: 1- Meet up with fellow marauders. 2- Maraud like crazy all day. 3- Lay out clean marauding clothes for tomorrow.
Mrfridays: Looks like the Rapture happened after all and we’re all in Hell now. That’s the only explanation for Flores winning a tourney.
Grousehaus: can you ask Mark what pizza delivery place the 2012 development guys like? Giant Spider would like to send them pizza.
@mrfridays Did you really send R&D a pizza for putting Giant Spider in M12?
@grousehaus A token of my client’s appreciation may have been sent. Giant Spider appreciates those who appreciate Giant Spider.
@sidlowe 28, Actually RT @Vongola13: @OptaTweet-26. Sid lowe complains more than any other journo on twitter. An average of 26 times a day. Bothered
@sportsguy33 I just told my son that Diego drowned in a hot tub and his show is gone. If you see him, don’t say anything.
@griffnvalentine: Funniest moment of the weekend was drinking at a bar with @Top8Games and @SteveSadin. Guy recognizes Steve, then asks BDM if he’s TSG.
Lex of Green: Got asked to help train the new hire. Keep forgetting stuff. “An espresso shot has three parts: the heart, the crema, and the… thorax.”
Lex of Green: “You need to use the shot in ten seconds or the parts will combine into a bitter cephalothorax. You want insectoid espresso – not arachnid.”
Lex of Green: “If you steam milk above 170° it scalds and gives you hairy palms. Unless the customer requests it that way. Then THEY get hairy palms.”
@markleggett My leg is asleep. I’m drawing a penis on it.
David Vogin: as a level 0 judge, has no more access to DCI-F. Amusing to own the domain name and have no access to the website
I love quotes. People around me say funny things all the time, so when I can, I write them down (or cut and paste from the internet) to save them for posterity. These are some from my SCG archives around 2005ish. I’ve tried to update them with real names where possible.